At Least It’s Not Albuquerque…

Greetings Programs!

No news can in fact be good news, and when I post I try to make it good. Yours truly has been domed Scary Stud of the Year 2009!

Billy Wins!

Revel in the glory! For a follow up from runner up Scott Norton, check this out:

Scott Norton Speaks!

My heartfelt thanks to all who helped make this possible. A blow was struck for lovers of independent ABQ cinema!

Here is the original tale:

Pretty-Scary.net

Going is slow but steady for The Righteous And The Wicked, Stiffed and I Heart U. I am planning on shooting at least another couple features next summer, storing my cinema nuts for the long cold winter of Social Work ahead of me!

I want to encourage every one of you to continue to fight for the users! It is NOT a hysterical belief!

End of line.

-Billy

Greetings Programs.

I find it extremely unlikely anyone is following the Necroblog at this time.

After the soul crushing reality of losing years of blog posts to the the angry Gods of tech, I found it hard to get back up on the cyber bull to get back to the word rodeo of my soul and this blog.

Today I’m looking to lay down my eight seconds in defiance of the oblivion of lost data and time.

I’ve left the Necroblog to wither on the vine for far too long now…so I am back.

It’s been a little over a year since Necroville and Gimme Skelter hit shelves.

Soon enough, I’ll make a post about what features the Albuquerque team has wrought and what adventures I’ve had abroad.

This minute I’m listening to the end credits theme from Werner Hertzog’s Grizzly Man which itself was a wrenching thought provoking tale of obsession and madness.

In this life, there are too many books, too many songs, too many games and too many movies to keep track of.

Memories drip through my brain like a child’s hands cupping water.

I look towards the future, steeled against the winds of limbo with a renewed faith in this life and a diminished view of most people’s capacity to change.

Life is spiky.

Fight for the users.

End of line.

-Billy

Not everything got pwned forever!

Once again! The LAW!

from: February 10th, 2006

I don’t make these up, I just abide by them.

At long last! In what I am referring to as a cleansing of my junk I finally came across an actual bonafide copy of The Laws & Dynamic Principles Of Bill’s Universe.

These rules are immutable and irrefutable facts that can make your life a better place if you can just keep at least one in mind at any given time! Take your pick or choose several! Mix and Match to taste!

My favorite Law & Dynamic Principle to prove is rule #1. I officially challenge anyone to disagree! I always encourage discussion to debate the finer points, but anyone willing to give a gander will soon realize the truth of this glorious doctrine!

1. Everything is Bill’s Fault

2. We are already in hell

3. Life is an ongoing comedy routine

4. Life is an unending psychotic episode

5. When in doubt, refer to rule #1

6. There is no rule #6

7. It’s all about the clam itself

8. Lunch is what you make of it

9. All things are possible in the abbatoir

10. If you have to ask the question, you already know the answer

11. It is clearly Bill’s job to wipe your ass

12. You don’t need a good knee to cave in somebody’s head with a bat

13. Life is a sexually transmitted disease proven to cause cancer and death in laboratory animals

14. Bill always wins

15. The Apocryphal is nigh

16. Mastery is only skin deep

17. Billy Loves Anna!

18. There is always an adaptor

19. According to the theory of evolution, nature will create a superior idiot to counter any advanced stratagem

20. There is always an episode of Star Trek you have never seen

21. Rules only catch up with the careless

Keep an eye out for reconstruction of the Necroblog!

Fight for the users.

End Of Line.

-Billy

Sorry about the downtime folks. Our stupid network admin didn’t double check his backups, and the drive the Necroblog was on died. So, we’ll be starting over from scratch.

Poop.

Through the trials and tribulations of this brave new world, the old Necroblog died a horrible and improbable death at the hands of multiple redundancies failing simultaneously.

In the meantime, we’re back, we’re bold and we’re beautiful.

I have many things to do with old press links and such to catch you, the readers of the Necroblog up to speed.

For now, enjoy some current news:

Billy Garberina is Mr. March 2009…

Pretty-Scary.net

Who has two thumbs and is a sexy bitch? This guy!

And for a comic twist on indie cinema, check out 20 Questions with yours truly…

BthroughZ.com

Fight for the users!

End of line…only for now hopefully!

-Billy